As British subject I would like to invite you all to a "New World". Being British subjects yourselves you are all entitled to land plots in the "New World". In the New World you will have all the freedoms you have ever wanted. There is enough gold located on the beaches to make us all rich. When you travel to the New World you will automatically be entitled to a 3 acre plot of land which you have the freedom to do with as you wish. This offer is to good to pass up.
Yours Truly
George Calvert
(Jeremy)
A ship will leave weekly for the New World. To reserve your spot please pay a dollar advanced fee.